apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I have a love for her that runs deep.
are you fucking kidding me
Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??
"I could have loved you my whole damn life."
"You wrecked me and
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
"My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them."
You can never be too safe.